The Ten Commandments-Minnesota Style

I’m in Minnesota visiting my mom and my sister & family and having a blast.  We had a birthday party for my 97 year old mom. She really enjoyed her party.

One morning while sitting around after breakfast, my brother-in-law handed me a copy of the Ten Commandments, Minnesota style. I just had to share this with you because it will tickle your funny bone. You have to forget about your homeschool grammar lessons when you read it though. Have fun!

Ten Commandments
Minnesota Style

Dis was yust so darn cute! I hadda share it!

1. Der’s only one God, ya know.

2. Don’t make dat fish on your mantle an idol.

3. Cussin’ ain’t Minnesota nice.

4. Go to church even when your up ‘nort.

5. Honor your folks.

6. Don’t kill. Catch and release.

7. Der’s only one Lena for every Ole. No cheatin’.

8. If it ain’t your lutefisk, don’t take it.

9. Don’t be braggin’ about how much snow ya can shovel.

10. Keep your mind off your neighbor’s hot dish.